1. As of July 2011, the Vice President of the United States is:
A) Joe the Plumber
B) Joe the Electrician
C) Joe Biden
D) Justin Beiber
2. A supernova is:
A) A turbocharged Chevy
B) An especially good episode of a popular PBS program
C) The unreliable drunk who looks after your apartment complex
D) The cataclysmic explosion of a large star
3. The Prime Minister of the United Kingdom during the latter portion of the First World War was:
A) David Lloyd George
B) Linda Day George
C) George of the Jungle
D) Gromit
4. Sudan is:
A) What you'll do when Daniel doesn't pay back the money he owes you
B) Another of those ridiculous celebrity combo names like Bennifer and Brangelina that the press has pre-selected in case Danny DeVito marries Susan Sarandon
C) An arid country in North Africa recently divided into two separate nations
D) A delicious lunch meat
5. Howard Holt lost the position of Prime Minister of Australia because:
A) He was defeated in a free and fair election
B) He vanished at Cheviot Beach and was never seen again
C) He popularized the phrase "G'day, mate", forever stigmatizing Australians as a One Greeting People
D) Howard Holt is still Prime Minister of Australia
Bonus Essay Question:
Why Would You Put Pork In Your Own Food?
Answers will appear tomorrow.
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