BNN

It’s the Prevarication Sweeping the Nation! Thanks to a slick, deceitful marketing campaign, BNN, the Blathering Nonsense Network, has convinced many people—at least enough to generate decent ratings and adequate advertising revenue—that televised poker is interesting. Better still, last year seventeen viewers died of boredom while watching poker tournaments, thereby leaving their televisions tuned continuously to our network for hours, even days, before their bodies were discovered, another ratings boost. If you think watching people play cards on TV is entertaining, check out BNN’s new program “Nap Time”, where you can see pre-school students with their faces blurred out lie on the floors of day care facilities. Share the fun as some of them feign slumber while others drool in their sleep. Don’t miss “Nap Time” every afternoon at 1:30 on BNN. BNN: We Suck But You Watch Anyway.