Splendid steam rises from the sidewalk.
At last, the heat, cleared for takeoff,
Tears through the air as though chased by God,
All the hotter for waiting so long to explode.
The first hot day of the year is always really exhausting. A month later, 90 degrees feels almost normal.
Orlando Magic center Dwight Howard recently issued a public appeal for the team to acquire more talent. At the same time, veteran point guard Steve Nash stated that an openly gay NBA athlete would not generate as much controversy and strife among teammates and opponents as many people suspect. While neither of these stories is uninteresting, it's better for all concerned to juxtapose them and conceive the following sensational headline:
Howard Says Get Me Gayer Players
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