Man, I just want some pie! Is that too much to ask? It is, because a shopping trip today demonstrated there wasn't decent pie available anywhere nearby. That makes me angry.
There are at least six different names for autoerotic asphyxiation, including breath control play and hypoxphilia. These phrases refer to the deliberate restriction of oxygen to the brain for sexual arousal, which killed actor David Carradine and possibly INXS vocalist Michael Hutchence. Why are there so many names for something that hardly ever makes news? Incidentally, don't get the idea that David Carradine and Michael Hutchence died of autoerotic asphyxiation together at the same time because that would be, you know, really embarrassing!
Don't have kids if all you want is a little you, someone you're going to name "Junior" or, worse, "The Third", somebody whose nails you intend to paint like yours or whom you intend to teach to play football even though "The Third" loathes it. If that's what you want out of life, get a human clone instead. Human cloning should be allowed on a trial basis, strictly as illustrative examples. Think how much easier it would be to identify the world's useless twits!
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